How Stupid is Rick Perry?

Yes, I realize this could be an endless thread, but in this particular instance, the answer is, “Rick Perry is so stupid he caused an international incident with a country that has been our ally for 60 years (Turkey) with a moronic comment during a debate.”

It’s becoming increasingly harder to quantify just how cosmically stupid Rick Perry truly is.  We can no longer just compare him, unfavorably, to George W. Bush.  In fact, Perry makes George W. Bush look like Winston Churchill, Thomas Jefferson and Sam Houston all rolled up into one.  Nor would I compare him to an animal (a jackass, say, or a pissant) as that would be an insult to animals, though clearly this is neither the first nor the last time the words “Rick Perry” and “Turkey” have appeared in the same sentence.  I think, instead, we are forced to compare his wits to those of inanimate objects.  We would say, for instance, that Rick Perry is dumb as a bag of hammers.

UPDATE:  Rick Perry is so stupid, he can’t get on the ballot in Virginia, even with an utterly frivolous lawsuit.  I assume this was all a conspiracy by liberal activist judges.

UPDATE 2:  Rick Perry now too dumb to know “fetch” from “sic ‘em”.

Welcome to the Free Market Utopia!

You will now be arrested and jailed for your debts.  Yes, that’s right; debtor’s prisons are making a comeback.  I feel certain Texas will start leading the way in this trend.

See? It All Makes Perfect Sense!

Obama can’t appoint anyone because Congress is in session.  But he can’t ask to raise the debt ceiling yet because Congress isn’t in session.  And Congress is going to send him a sternly-worded letter just as soon as they are back in session.  See?

The Numbers

There are nearly 22 million eligible Hispanic voters in America.  If Hispanics in Texas registered and turned out at the national average, to say nothing of, say, the California rate, Bill White would now be governor.  The fact that this is NOT happening represents a complete and utter failure on the part of the Texas Democratic Party.  Inexcusable.

Reality Bites

Ronald Reagan raised taxes.  Several times.  This fact makes Eric Cantor’s press flunky explode.  Pretty funny stuff.

THE Math

Lower tax rates on the wealthy do NOT lead to job growth.  Let’s repeat that: lower tax rates on the wealthy DO NOT LEAD TO JOB GROWTH.

Attention, Rick Perry…

…you know what to do.

And a special shout-out to the voters of Texas for electing this prissy, arrogant moron as governor not once, not twice, but three times.  Way to go!

 

Millionaires for Socialism?

According to that well-known liberal-communist rag the Wall Street Journal, some 68% of millionaires support higher taxes on millionaires.  I demand an immediate Congressional inquiry into why these America-hating job-creators are embracing the Obammunist Manifesto!  They should be forced into re-education camps and made to read Ayn Rand and Newt Gingrich!

Suffer the Little Children

An excellent NPR piece on child abduction by CPS in South Dakota.  THIS is why tribal sovereignty matters.  The yoneg government will continue to commit cultural genocide as long as it is allowed to do so with impunity.

Who Is Surprised By This?

Texas is dropping lunch on the weekends for prisoners.  Shocking?  Please!  Texas would use the rendered fat of prisoners for candles if not for Federal judges.