"Winning" the War

How to keep the disaster in Iraq from destroying the GOP? Can’t let Obama in the White House; Lord knows what he might find if he goes snooping around. I have it!

  1. Announce a “time horizon” for pulling out troops. That’s vague enough it sounds like something Steven Hawking would come up with. Plus, when you think about it, you can never really reach the horizon, now can you?
  2. Next, trot out a general to dutifully claim with a straight face that “time horizons” = democracy, sunshine, ponies & gumdrops whereas “time lines” = surrender;
  3. Wait, crap! That nitwit al-Maliki told some German magazine he wants us out in 16 months!
  4. Okay, plan B: bomb Iran.
Published in: on July 20, 2008 at 11:40 pm  Leave a Comment  

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