Wanted: Arabic Speakers!

unless you’re teh gay. This is just so stupid it pains me to read it. So when Al Qaeda detonates a dirty bomb in Los Angeles harbor, I can rest easy knowing my government didn’t allow any homos to translate the vital clue that might have prevented the whole thing. Because, you know, they might get teh gay all over it. Or something. Idiots.

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Published in: on August 8, 2008 at 5:11 am  Comments (2)  

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  1. Ok, you have GOT to start posting drink warnings. ‘Teh gay all over it’ treated me to a cola sinus lavage… thankyouverymuch.

    You’re right, it’s ludicrous.

  2. WARNING: You should not read this blog if you have a history of high blood pressure, diabetes or Republicanism, if you are pregnant, nursing or may becomes pregnant, or if you think Glen Beck “tells it like it is.” If you experience laughter lasting for more than four hours, listen to Dick Cheney speak until any feelings of joy and happiness are ground into tiny bloody gobbets.


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