Lyndon Laird: Nobody’s Child

Lyndon Laird is either a “lifelong conservative Republican” who accidentally donated money to Barack Obama and accidentally ran for office as a Democrat or he’s a transparent fraud. You make the call.

Published in: on September 18, 2013 at 12:26 pm  Comments (4)  
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Close But No Cigar

Now that Rob Orr has decided not to throw his empty hat in the ring again, it’d almost be worth it to run again (knowing Jesus Christ Himself couldn’t get elected in this county as a Democrat) just for the chance to say what I really think. On the other hand, tar can cause severe skin irritation and feathers itch…

Published in: on September 14, 2013 at 6:07 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Blast From the Past

Just in case you had forgotten what a despicable, soulless, Right Wing hack Arlene Wohlgemuth was, here’s her back in 2003 yukking it up over the prospect of kicking 230,000 children off of health insurance.  Hardy har har!  Sick kids!  What a knee-slapper! 

I offer my deepest and sincere apologies to the people of House District 58 and the entire State of Texas for not defeating this troglodyte when I had the chance.  The best thing, in fact the only thing I can say about her successor Rob Orr is that he is too incompetent and lazy to inflict this kind of damage.

Published in: on April 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Goodbye, Farewell, Amen…

Tom Craddick: bully, coward, thug.  Unemployed.  Even better, replaced by a (for Texas) moderate Republican.  Unsurprisingly, Rob Orr, who had previously been firmly lodged in Craddick’s duodenum, went for the new Craddick, Smithee, then jumped ship with the other rats at the last minute.

Published in: on January 5, 2009 at 10:30 pm  Comments (2)  
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Here’s to another year of ruthlessly mocking our duly-elected political leaders! Especially ones named Rob Orr (artist’s conception shown above).
Published in: on January 2, 2007 at 11:22 am  Leave a Comment  

Prepare the Standard "Rich and Famous" Contract…

Long-time visitors to this blog (both of you. Hi, mom!) will be pleased to know that I have today inked a contract to syndicate my newspaper column through CNHI (Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.), the fine folks who own the Cleburne Times-Review. Yes, now readers from North Andover, Massachusetts to Americus, Georgia, to Ottumwa, Iowa can thrill to my smart-alecky commentary and lame jokes. Since it seems likely that the good people of Mankato, Minnesota aren’t particularly interested in the fact that Rob Orr is a bootlicking sycophant devoid of the common sense God bestowed on the lowly grubworm, some weeks I will be writing two columns, one on local or Texas issues for the Times-Review and another on national or international events for the syndicate. Both, of course, will be uploaded here for your edification and amusement. All of you trolls here on the blog, please don’t frighten the Midwesterners. And before y’all ask, no, they still aren’t paying me anything. Further updates as events warrant.
Published in: on October 6, 2006 at 11:22 am  Leave a Comment  

Prepare the Standard "Rich and Famous" Contract…

Long-time visitors to this blog (both of you. Hi, mom!) will be pleased to know that I have today inked a contract to syndicate my newspaper column through CNHI (Community Newspaper Holdings, Inc.), the fine folks who own the Cleburne Times-Review. Yes, now readers from North Andover, Massachusetts to Americus, Georgia, to Ottumwa, Iowa can thrill to my smart-alecky commentary and lame jokes. Since it seems likely that the good people of Mankato, Minnesota aren’t particularly interested in the fact that Rob Orr is a bootlicking sycophant devoid of the common sense God bestowed on the lowly grubworm, some weeks I will be writing two columns, one on local or Texas issues for the Times-Review and another on national or international events for the syndicate. Both, of course, will be uploaded here for your edification and amusement. All of you trolls here on the blog, please don’t frighten the Midwesterners. And before y’all ask, no, they still aren’t paying me anything. Further updates as events warrant.
Published in: on October 6, 2006 at 4:22 am  Leave a Comment  

Rob Orr Accidentally Blunders Into Issue

Spokesflunky ghost-excretes inane, rambling press release promising a government study to discover why repeatedly underfunding the Department of Parks & Wildlife leads mysteriously to less money for that agency. Orr pledges to end the “crisis in our state parks” by paving them over as part of the Trans Texas Cash Trough. Observers voice amazement that Orr appeared to be actually speaking, even though Speaker of the House Tom Craddick was drinking a glass of water!

Published in: on September 1, 2006 at 12:48 pm  Leave a Comment  

More Evidence of the Vast Blogofascist Conspiracy

Somervell County Salon blogs one of my newspaper columns that was inspired in part by a blog entry from…Somervell County Salon.
Yes, Mr. Orr; you were right all along. We ARE all in on this together. Mwahahhahahahahhah!! Oh, and you’re also still a lickspittle minion.

Published in: on September 1, 2006 at 12:31 pm  Leave a Comment  

Rob Orr Accidentally Blunders Into Issue

Spokesflunky ghost-excretes inane, rambling press release promising a government study to discover why repeatedly underfunding the Department of Parks & Wildlife leads mysteriously to less money for that agency. Orr pledges to end the “crisis in our state parks” by paving them over as part of the Trans Texas Cash Trough. Observers voice amazement that Orr appeared to be actually speaking, even though Speaker of the House Tom Craddick was drinking a glass of water!

Published in: on September 1, 2006 at 5:48 am  Leave a Comment