Glenn Beck: Batshit Insane

In his latest brain-spewing, Beck analyzes geo-political trends worldwide.  And by “analyze” I mean “flings his own shit at a dry erase board while screeching like a chimpanzee.”  It’s really, truly impossible to over state just how droolingly insane this man is. Just watch him and Rush Limbaugh, preferably with the sound off. It’s a con to Limbaugh; he’s an actor. You can see it in his oxycontin-beclouded eyes. If he could make money as a liberal, he’d be the first one calling for nationalizing the means of production and a dictatorship of the proletariat. Now watch Beck in all his glory; he believes that shit. He really truly honestly in his heart-of-hearts believes that if he writes the words “Mao” and “Obama” on his magic dry erase board and then draws a line between them, that definitely proves that Barack Obama is a member of Shining Path. It’s no wonder that violent lunatics like Byron Williams are drawn to Glenn Beck–they recognize a kindred spirit.

Published in: on February 1, 2011 at 3:58 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The Official Network of Sarah Palin

FOX “News” strikes again!  Next, they’ll start identifying Hosni Mubarak as a Democrat.

Published in: on January 31, 2011 at 2:40 pm  Comments (2)  
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Who Could Possibly Have Foreseen…

…that allowing the oil industry to regulate itself could ever lead to negative consequences?

In other Oilpocalypse-related news, BP is composed of scumbag con-artists; FOX “News” is full of shit; and bloated, drug-addled windbag Rush Limbaugh is full of shit;

Thoughts Like This Keep Me Warm at Night

According to a recent FOX “News” poll (and therefore, completely and utterly accurate, fair and balanced), more Americans have a favorable view of the IRS than the Tea Party Movement and over half are less likely to vote for a candidate if Sarah Palin campaigns for them.  Obama’s approval/disapproval numbers are 43/48 and a 50% favorable rating.

Published in: on April 9, 2010 at 9:11 am  Leave a Comment  
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Column for 7 June, 2009

The Life of the Party

“Then I said to them, ‘You see the trouble we are in:  Jerusalem lies in ruins, and its gates have been burned with fire.  Come, let us rebuild the wall of Jerusalem, and we will no longer be in disgrace.’”

                                                                                                            –Nehemiah 12:17

In 1974, following a Democratic congressional landslide and Richard Nixon’s forced abdication, there was quite a bit of talk about the extinction of the Republican Party, some of it coming from Republicans themselves.  Just six years later, Ronald Reagan triumphed, becoming the first candidate to defeat an incumbent president since 1932 and ushering in a major realignment of American politics.  When Democrats were turned out of Congress in 1994, and especially after George W. Bush’s re-election in 2004, many pundits heralded the coming of a permanent Republican electoral majority.  Now, the GOP lies in tatters–hemorrhaging supporters, disorganized, demoralized and bankrupt fiscally, morally and politically.  (more…)

You’re A Braver Man Than I, Gunga Din

One intrepid blogger risks his sanity to liveblog FOX “News'” election “coverage.”  It’s like 24, only with more torture.

H/T to the always gracious and lovely Blue Gal.

Published in: on November 4, 2008 at 2:22 pm  Comments (2)  
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